- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
The whole article hit home in a big way!
I literally cried once when I was 10 because I wanted a barbie but they were $15 and I thought I was a horrible child for being so spoiled and wanting to spend money. To this day I break down and cry if I ever spend more than $20 a week on small luxuries like coffee, lunch, or clothing.
Paying the bills becomes a work of algebraic artistry as you find out how much they’ll take in order to not shut off your gas. Then calculate on the fly the smallest amount of money you need to survive for the next four days, then subtract that from your current bank account, then make adjustments where necessary and eventually arrive at X … where X equals how much today’s bill is going to fuck you for the next three weeks.